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Employee Behavioral Research

Feb 05 2012 12:16 AM | FailSafe R&D in Games

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FailSafe Employee Report :

Following directive KDK12, we are routinely being subjected to various behavioral research studies. This report contains the data we've collected concerning EBR-237.

Description :
During 10 hours per day, the subjects are exposed to a custom-made white noise designed specifically to enhance productivity.

Observed Effect :
Workflow increased 4.2% although our statisticians haven't been very coherent since EBR-142.

Reported Effect :
Subjects wouldn't admit there was a white noise. They repeatedly asked for "[...] more time" as if they honestly believed it was a physical object.

Side Effects :

  • Feelings of dread when the white noise is missing
  • Abnormal dreams (Might be connected to EBR-022)
  • Frequent thoughts about telegraphs

Feb 26 2012 10:15 PM
I don't get it... There's no white noise, never has been... and I've worked here for years.

Nov 21 2012 06:54 AM
none of our business right?

★★★ Kevin Vincent ★★★
Jun 06 2013 01:22 PM
Damn , sorry for you Frank !