Employee Behavioral Research
FailSafe Employee Report :
Following directive KDK12, we are routinely being subjected to various behavioral research studies. This report contains the data we've collected concerning EBR-237.
During 10 hours per day, the subjects are exposed to a custom-made white noise designed specifically to enhance productivity.
Observed Effect :
Workflow increased 4.2% although our statisticians haven't been very coherent since EBR-142.
Reported Effect :
Subjects wouldn't admit there was a white noise. They repeatedly asked for "[...] more time" as if they honestly believed it was a physical object.
Side Effects :
- Feelings of dread when the white noise is missing
- Abnormal dreams (Might be connected to EBR-022)
- Frequent thoughts about telegraphs